The Tarty Jacket

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Are you a Tart? Or a Vicar for that matter? Either way, this is the jacket for you. Its got tartan sleeves! So, for the modest, arm-conscious amongst our number this ones got you covered, but it also has a high cut curve at the front so you can at least get your tits out whilst your keeping those arms under wraps. Something Hairy knows the Vicars will love.

DETAILS

• Tartan collar and two tartan pockets

• Button up (three buttons)

• Badges!!!! U can also remove them… if u don’t like badges :( party pooper…

• Material: Vintage, tartan wool rug and cream fringed woven blanket (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements:
  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 22.5 inches
  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 17.5 inches
  Length: 6 inches, front to bottom button, 18 inches down the back
  Sleeve length: 24.5  inches (inc tassels)

• As you can see both men and women can wear this… The man is man-sized, q muscley man-sized, iykwim, and the woman is a UK 8.

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit...

  CARE

• Dry Clean only! Or spot wash… or just be filthy and save the planet!

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London