The Buckle-berry Finn Top

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Here’s the matching top the the Crochet Supremo Trousers…. or take it by itself and defy all convention, you don’t have to be fully dressed bright blue crochet, in fact you don’t even have to be partially dressed in bright blue crochet, you can simply walk away from this whole sordid crochet affair and get on with your life if you’d like. Or not, whatever, you are your OWN MASTER, unlike Hairy who has the crochet overlords to answer to….

DETAILS

• Buckle up, long sleeved, white tablecloth cuffed and trimmed top.

• Two breast pockets (made from the very same holey crochet tho, so dont put your pennys in them…)

• Material: Vintage crochet blanket and antique white crochet linen tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / tea-towel, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

• Size Small / Medium c. UK 10

• Measurements:

  Armpit to Armpit: 19 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 14 inches

  Length: 19 inches

  Sleeve length: 25 inches

• 5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the leather buckles, hand wash or dry clean only please.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).

As always just email me (howdy@hairymary.co.uk) with any queries or sizing and custom requests.