The Tarty Bloomers

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Bloomin’ Hec Mary! (Poppins), what the Dickens (coz Victorian) have we got here? Well Oliver (Twist, the little pervert) what we have are bloomers, which are basically shorts but with ties orrr pants but with ties (depending on the size of your pants, Bridget). So bloomin’ well get them on and tie the bloomin’ things up and expect to have a bloomin’ good time in them.

DETAILS

• Zip and clip waist fastening

• Drawstring detail with white ties at the cuffs, can be worn gathered or un-gathered as the mood takes you

• Metal eyelets on the waistband, to provide that much needed peephole onto the wearer's under-waistband area, you're welcome (wink)

• Material: Heavy woollen “Graham” tartan with purple tartan trim (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

• To fit a UK 8 - UK 10 (Small/medium)

• Measurements: Waist: 28.5 inches; length: 43 inches

• 5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the wooly-ness of the tartan, I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)