The Tie-dye Supremo Bloomin' Fancy Pants

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Dying to be a Legend? I recommend this Tie-dye Supremo Co-ord then. Here are the trousers….The Bloomin’ Fancy Pants

Do you bloomin’ Fancy the Pants of your own legs? Well, whatever the answer is to that weird question, you can be both fancy and wearing pants (yes, I am using the American term for trousers here, for all those clutching at their pearls and questioning my morals) whilst wearing these trews.

Here we have them in a patchwork tie-dye SUPREMO fashion, one leg a bit of this, one leg a bit of that… have a look at the pictures why don’t you. What else… wear them with anything, to any occasion, but probably with their matching top which you can find here. And in fact don’t take either of them off. What could possibly go wrong?
Side effect: you will fly by the seat of your bloomin’ pants when wearing this garb. Stay Alert Sisters.

DETAILS

• Drawstring waist and drawstring gathers around the ankles to bloomer these bad boys

• Side pocket

• Material: Antique, hand tie-dyed, embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths, napkins and handkerchiefs (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• One Size because of the drawstring they are v adjustable…

  Measurements: Waist (completely un-gathered by the tie): 46 inches; Length: 45.5 inches. (Health and safety warning: these Bloomin’ Fancy Pants are very long! So either be tall, like me (5ft9in) orr get some stilts!

• 5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity.

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).