The Maria Von Tie-Front Shirt

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Maria Von Trap was a god-fearing nun / good catholic girl, until she met Christopher Plumber and got tied-up (see what I did there) fleeing the nazis and making his seven children clothes out of old curtains. Now, Hairy Mary likes to think she’s not that dissimilar to dear old Maria and has been dying to shoe horn her Mary-ish name into the title of one of her own handmade garbs…

So here we have the Maria Von Tie-Front shirt…. It’s not my finest punning I agree… in fact I don’t believe there’s any pun there at all, but you know what there is - bags of FUN to be had whilst wearing this tie-front shirt. And that’s about it…

DETAILS

• Four ties up the front

• Material:  Vintage embroidered cotton-linen tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size shown is a size xs / small c. UK 8

• Measurements:

  Armpit to Armpit: 18 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 13 inches

  Length: 18 inches

• 5% of profits goes to charity.

• Boobs will be embroidered somewhere…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• UK Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London.