The Hairy Hot Pants

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Are you too hot when you wear trousers? Have you always wanted to look like a child gymnast from the 70’s combined with your grandma’s crochet vallance? Well then, I dont think I need to go on.

DETAILS

• Mini, repurposed retro adidas shorts

• Featuring crochet trim and doilies…

• Material:  Vintage cotton sportswear - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size x-Small, UK 8 (though they are stretchy) (Model is a uk 8)

• Measurements: Waistband (unstretched): 28 inches, Length: 13 inches (inc. crochet trim)

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London