The Track Smack Bottoms

£250.00
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Flared Tracksuit Bottoms

Small

One-of-a-kind

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Flared Tracksuit Bottoms

Small

One-of-a-kind

Flared Tracksuit Bottoms

Small

One-of-a-kind

 

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Looking for a smack bottom? These are the trackies for you. Flared, frilled, scared, thrilled. Pockets… drawstring… anything else Cedric? No, that’s all Malfoy. Thanks for joining us.

DETAILS

  • Long, flared navy blue tracksuit bottoms, covered in frilly bits

  • Two working pockets

  • Material:  Vintage sportswear - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

  • Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

  • Size shown is a size Small, UK 8-10

  • Measurements: Waistband (unstretched): 29 inches, Length: 39 inches

  • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

  • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    CARE

  • Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

    PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

  • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

  • Handmade in London