The Hairy Halter Neck

TELL ME MORE

This is the Hairy Halter… it’s a Halterneck top… made from a napkin… that you can only find in a well (ish) known Piccadilly establishment… How did Hairy get the napkin… well… I don’t know what you’re suggesting Sharon, but I wont be lead into a false confession. Now buy the wretched top and get rid of the evidence.

DETAILS

• Two ties, one round the neck and one round the back

• Material: linen-cotton blend, vintage napkin and placemat / doilies (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size is fairly flexible due to the ties… the front panel is standard napkin size - if you have a napkin handy… just hold it up against yourself and figure out if you like the look of that…. (Model is a uk 8)

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• UK Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME!