The Holey Moley Top

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Much like the Hairy Waistcoat this one - but with a bit more ventilation - wear her bare back and feel the breeze on the old hairy chest or put something underneath, nobody here minds what the Dickens you do so long as you buy the damned thing - sorry, the blessed Holey sacred Moley most wonderful witchy clip-her-up-Susan and away you go top!

DETAILS

• Two clips up the front, with frilly shoulders

• Material: crochet and hand-dyed linen-cotton blend, vintage tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

• Size shown is a size small / UK 8-10

• Measurements:

  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 18 inches
  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 14 inches
  Length (front): 17 inches
  Sleeve length: 4 inches frill

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the leather buckle I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)