The No-Waste Fancy Pants

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WASTE NOT WANT NOT. That’s what Shakespeare said so that’s what Hairy Mary doth. And whilst she’s not wasting, she’s also making drawstring waist trousers (whilst getting wasted but that’s a topic for another day). Here we have all the little remnants from Hairy’s other handmade garments patch-worked together and turned into what we like to call the Fancy Pants, for obvious reasons, suitable for people who have waists to tie the trousers around and hate waste.

DETAILS

• Drawstring waist, wide-leg trousers

• Material: linen-cotton blend, vintage tablecloth, retro tea towel, old bits of wool kilt and lacey doilies… (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind.)

• Size shown is one size, due to the drawstring - please refer to the below measurements…

• Measurements:

  Waist (completely ungathered): 46 inches

  Length: 40 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• UK Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Tracked 24

• Handmade in London