The Mary Had A Little Lamb Shirt

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The Mary Had a Little Lamb Shirt is exactly the kind of thing you wouldn’t want to wear near lambs, little or otherwise, because they’d probably nibble on your drawstring ties (not an innuendo, get out of the gutter) or worse, assume you were some kind of Shepherdess and follow you around until you were forced to humanely sacrifice them and turn them into koftas…. Messy old business.

This is the collared version, because sometimes you need that extra layer of defence against the blasted lambs…

Anyway, there are a couple of this type of shirt, all with varying arm lengths or slightly different collars, just to add to the general sense of chaos and keep you and the little lambs on their toes. Don’t freak out about it just look at the photos or call the Ghost Busters.

DETAILS

• Tie at the back of the neck

• Long puff-sleeves with cuffs.

• Two drawstring ties can gather up the front as desired.

• Material: deadstock 100% poplin cotton.

• Size shown is a size small / UK 8-10

• Measurements:

  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 18.5 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back):13.5 inches

  Length (front, neck to hem, ungathered): 15 inches

  Sleeve length: 22 inches

  Sleeve circumference (at elbow): 11.5 inches

• Sizing for custom orders should be given to me when ordering and it shall be my pleasure to accommodate.

• 10% of every purchase goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit...

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).