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Who here remembers Joseph? Of course we all do - he was Jacob's favourite son and because of this outrageous but oh so relatable paternal bias he got a nice new coat, the lucky devil - which he had the audacity to flaunt around town like the spoiled little tosser he was. I'm not sure if anything else significant happened in that particular chapter of the bible but I think we've all gathered the clear takeaway - get yourself a nice coat, mince about town in it and Andrew Lloyd Webber will write a musical about you. So… speaking of nice coats…

DETAILS

• Collar, puff sleeved, long coat

• Two pockets!

• Material: Vintage quilt, throw and tartan woollen kilt, plus a Pocahontas towel! (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size shown is a small/medium measurements are below

  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 20 inches
  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 15.5 inches
  Length (front): 45 inches
  Sleeve length: 24 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit...

  CARE

• Don’t be silly who washes coats! - But if you must - Dry Clean only - or spot wash… or just be filthy and save the planet!

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).