The Hairy Hoola Jacket

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. RIGHT, you bunch of ragamuffins, what we have here is Hairy’s latest concoction - (which is a spin off from the Hairy Hoola Shirt so she has just copied and pasted the copy from that product page, changing the word shirt to jacket… She’s not sure if she remembers Josh Hartnett and Ben Afflleck wearing these more fizzy Stokey-Newington boisss artsy workey-weary jackets but she hasnt got time to write new copy RN so read on and pretend it makes sense) - a cuban-collared, hooola-inspired, oversized / one sized, casual throw-it-on and fly your 1940’s spitfire around Pearl Harbour with Kate Beckinsale on your lap days after her husband and your best friend (Benny Affleck) was killed over in England because you’re Josh Hartnett and you’re a legend, and all legends wear Hairy Hoola Jackets… (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, get off my website and go and watch all three hours of Pearl Harbour immediately).

DETAILS

• Cuban collar, straight sleeves, two pockets and buttons down the front.

• Material: cream linen-hessian blend, vintage tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / tea-towel, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind.)

• Size shown is c. mens M/L, measurements are below.

• Armpit to armpit (across the front): 25.5 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 18 inches

  Length (front, top button to hem): 24 inches

  Length (down the back, from neck to hem): 29 inches 

  Sleeve length: 26 inches

  Sleeve circumference (at end): 15 inches 

• 5% of profits goes to charity.

• Boobs will be embroidered on where ever I see fit... in this instance on the pocket. 

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).

Any questions? Or fancy it in another fabric or different size? Then email me (hairymarymade@gmail.com) and we can have a jolly penpal-ish correspondence and uncover your every want and desire (with respect to clothing only, jeepers not that kind of correspondence).