The Howdy Vampire Shirt

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The Howdy Mary Shirt is back but this time she’s a Howdy Vampire and is as black as Hairy’s cold cold heart - this one goes out to all the goths out there, so button her up and yeehaw your way back into your coffin and stay clear of garlic and sunlight whilst you're at it. Don't wash her - she might melt, oh no, that's witches not vampires - well either way I wouldn't risk it, she's pretty witchy…

DETAILS

• Buttons down the front

• Long sleeved with frill cuffs and pointed collar

• Material: linen-cotton blend, vintage hand-dyed tablecloth and crochet, lace doilie (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

• Size shown is a size small/medium

• Measurements:

  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 20.5 inches
  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 14 inches
  Length (front): 20 inches
  Sleeve length: 27 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)