The Mary Had A Little Lamb Dress

Sale Price:£95.00 Original Price:£250.00
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Long sleeved, gathered front dress with scalloped collar and double tiered skirt

Sample

Small

One-of-a-kind

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Long sleeved, gathered front dress with scalloped collar and double tiered skirt

Sample

Small

One-of-a-kind

Long sleeved, gathered front dress with scalloped collar and double tiered skirt

Sample

Small

One-of-a-kind

 

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The Mary Had a Little Lamb Dress is exactly the kind of thing you wouldn’t want to wear near lambs, little or otherwise, because they’d probably nibble on your drawstring ties (not an innuendo, get out of the gutter) or worse, assume you were some kind of Shepherdess and follow you around until you were forced to humanely sacrifice them and turn them into koftas…. Messy old business.

This is the collared version, because sometimes you need that extra layer of defence against the blasted lambs…

DETAILS

  • Composed of 100% poplin cotton

  • Size shown is a sample size fitting between a UK 8- UK 10

  • Tie at the back of the neck

  • Long puff-sleeves with cuffs.

  • Measurements:

    Armpit to armpit (across the front): 18.5 inches

    Shoulder to shoulder (across the back):13.5 inches

    Sleeve length: 22 inches

    Sleeve circumference (at elbow): 11.5 inches

  • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

  • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    CARE

    Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

    PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

  • Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 1st or 2nd Class

  • Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)