The Legless Shorts

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Get legless or at least miss the lower part of your trousers when wearing the Legless shorts. Who really needs full leg coverage anyway; can anyone actually feel their legs?

Whether you can or can’t feel your legs there is no excuse not to don a pair of frilly shorts that resemble Granny Mary’s bloomers. Tan in them, shiver in them, sleep in them, train dolphins in them, whatever you do, just put your legs in them. Bob’s your uncle, Fanny’s your aunt.

DETAILS

• Drawstring waist and TWO pockets!

• Material: Vintage embroidered crochet tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• One Size because of the drawstring they are v adjustable…

• Measurements: Waist (completely un-gathered by the tie): 45 inches; Length: 13/15 inches

• 5% of profits goes to charity.

• Boobs will be embroidered somewhere….

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Tracked and Signed 48, 2nd Class

• Handmade in London.