The Legless Shorts

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Get legless or at least miss the lower part of your trousers when wearing the Legless shorts. Who really needs full leg coverage anyway; can anyone actually feel their legs?

Whether you can or can’t feel your legs there is no excuse not to don a pair of frilly shorts that resemble Granny Mary’s bloomers. Tan in them, shiver in them, sleep in them, train dolphins in them, just whatever you do, put your legs in them. Bob’s your uncle, Fanny’s your aunt.

DETAILS

• Elastic Waistband

• Two pockety things

• Material: linen-cotton blend, vintage embroidered tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements: Elastic waist circumference (laying flat and unstretched): 28 inches; Leg length: 16.5 inches

• 5% of profits goes to charity.

• Boobs will be embroidered on the pocket.

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade by Hairy herself in London.