The Mini Minge

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This is the Mini Minge, and before you start on me, Jaspar from HR, its actually fine for me use the word minge in this context, because what you clearly dont know Jasper, is that minge is actually an acronym for Men in Nearby Gutters Explain-urselves, so actually Jazzy, would love to know what it’s like down there, in the gutter? Pray tell, Hairy is almost NEVER, there. ANYWAY, hope u all enjoyed that little roasting of HR. Back to the skirt. Yeh, well its a mini minge, if ur lucky it will be short enought to show ur actual m*nge. YOU’RE WELCOME x.

DETAILS

• Mini Kilt, and I mean MINI.

• Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1/2 inch of adjustment to size)

• Vintage metal kilt pin

• Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, they are intentional, the unravelling all adds to the effect, in the end arent we all unravelling?)

• Composed of vintage, repurposed kilts and deadstock woven wool tartan (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size Medium:

  Measurements: Waist - 32 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 11 inches (I TOLD U)

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked 24

• Handmade in London.