The Mary Queen Of Scots Kilt

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Are you a fan of Mackie’s ice cream? Or the humble oat cake? Or perhaps, you’re part of a Tuesday night Toss the Caber club? OR maybe, you’re just a legend. In which case, what you need is not one vintage kilt but two or better yet three cut up and sewn back together by humble old Hairy Mary.

Hairy was born in Dundee and so considers herself quite the expert when it comes to matters of the Tart…

So here we have reclaimed and reworked vintage kilts each one completely unique with a wee pocket for you to pop your whisky flask in when your not wearing your sporran, oh wait cancel that, this one doesny have a pocket, pop ur sporran back on, Hamish, but it does have loads of SAFETY PINS and A LACEY TRIM!!!! OMG. Each kilt is a piece of pre-loved vintage so will bare the signs of their past lovers so if you wanted something brand spankin’ new with absolutely no character or charm or safety pins you’d best head off to Gap.

DETAILS

• Mini Kilt

• Good old fashioned zip and button to fasten here

• Material: Vintage woollen kilts and french antique crochet trimmed tablecloth, not to mention the safety pins… those are made from 11th century, monk-foraged, tongue-moulded, solid 42 carrot gold…..

• Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, the unravelling all adds to the effect)

• Composed of vintage, repurposed, woven wool kilts (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size Small / Medium:

  Measurements: Waist - 34 inches (designed to be worn on the hips, but wear it wherever u like - who am I to tell u what to do); length -15.5 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked 24

• Handmade in London.