The Mary Un-Hinged Top

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Feeling unhinged? Great, welcome to Hairy Mary HQ, the place where unstable, crackpot, nutty as a fruitcake, dipsy-dosey hokey-cokey kids can find clothes (because let's face it, us unhinged lot are usually streakers too). Anyway - this top is a sort of lopsided rectangle with ties, if you know what I mean… so that’s that - if you like it - I’d recommend buying it. Thank you, goodnight.

DETAILS

• Tie under the arm to fasten

• Asymmetric.. clearly

• Composed of French vintage embroidered tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements seem a little pointless here - it fits Hairy herself and she’s about a UK8-10, AND it fits this mannequin which is more like a UK12, so make of that what you will.

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)