The Mary Un-Hinged Skirt

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Feeling unhinged? Great, welcome to Hairy Mary HQ, the place where unstable, crackpot, nutty as a fruitcake, dipsy-dosey hokey-cokey kids can find clothes (because let's face it, us unhinged lot are usually streakers too). Anyway - this skirt is a bit of a hybrid, if I do say so myself… so that’s that - if you like it - I’d recommend buying it. Thank you, goodnight.

DETAILS

• Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1.5 inch of adjustment to size)

• Composed of vintage embroidered tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements: Waist - 32 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 15 to 31 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the leather buckle I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)