You Can Keyring My Belt

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Need somewhere to hang your keys / your dirty washing / the old ball and chain / your cauldron? Burning desire to jangle when you walk? Want to be a Babe Magnet!???? (By babe I don’t mean Geri Halliwell I mean baby… or child, or actually anyone with a naive spirit and a good sense of fun) WELL, you’ve found just the ticket here. The “You Can Keyring My Belt” Belt, will do all these things and MORE, or your money back. (T’s and C’s apply, always read the small print).

DETAILS

• Metal trigger clip to fasten, you can technically hook it anywhere along the chain so size is prettttyyyy flexible

• Material: Old metal chain… vintage weird keyrings… (any marks are a sign of this bad boys preloved life they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements: at its longest 36 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

  CARE

• ARE YOU MAD???? Who washes belts? Don’t do it.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London