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The Fancy Pants

Sale Price:£110.00 Original Price:£185.00
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TIE WAIST WIDE LEG LONG TROUSERS

VINTAGE CROCHET BLANKET

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

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TIE WAIST WIDE LEG LONG TROUSERS

VINTAGE CROCHET BLANKET

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

TIE WAIST WIDE LEG LONG TROUSERS

VINTAGE CROCHET BLANKET

ONE SIZE

ONE-OF-A-KIND

 

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Do you Fancy the Pants of your own legs? Well, whatever the answer is to that weird question, you can be both fancy and wearing pants (yes, I am using the American term for trousers here, for all those clutching at their pearls and questioning my morals) whilst wearing these trews.

Here we have them in a crochet SUPREMO fashion… have a look at the pictures why don’t you. What else… wear them with anything, to any occasion, in fact don’t take either of them off. What could possibly go wrong?
Side effect: you will fly by the seat of your pants when wearing this garb. Stay Alert Sisters.

    • Drawstring waist

    • Material: Vintage crochet blanket, (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / tea-towel, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

    • Health and Safety Warning: Crochet by nature is holey moley… so either be prepared to show off ur knickknacks (which is a vibe) or go to the beach, where nobody gives a tosspot.

    • 5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • One Size because of the drawstring they are v adjustable…

    • Measurements: Waist (completely un-gathered by the tie): 46 inches; Length: 44 inches

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

 

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