The Super Trewpers

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The Super Trewpers are just what you think they are - that’s right - a Scottish Abba Tribute Act, wearing only jazzy tartan trews. Need I say more. Be a Super Trewper today and have the worry of flashing your bare arse taken away by this semi (get out of the gutter) kilt-cum-(stop it)-trouser look.

DETAILS

• Zip and button fastening on the hip

• Two working pockets, for all your working pocket needs

• Material: Woollen, deadstock tartan, kilt and a touch of hand-dyed vintage crochet lace around one ankle because why the devil not (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / tea-towel, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind.)

• Size small

• Measurements: Waist: 29 inches; Length: 44 inches

• 5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the wooly-ness of the tartan, I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).