The Bloomin Bloomers
TIE WAIST SHORT BLOOMERS
VINTAGE FRENCH COTTON TABLECLOTH
ONE SIZE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
TIE WAIST SHORT BLOOMERS
VINTAGE FRENCH COTTON TABLECLOTH
ONE SIZE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
TIE WAIST SHORT BLOOMERS
VINTAGE FRENCH COTTON TABLECLOTH
ONE SIZE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
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Bloomin’ Hec Mary! (Poppins), what the Dickens (coz Victorian) have we got here? Well Oliver (Twist, the little pervert) what we have are bloomers, which are basically shorts but with ties orrr pants but with ties (depending on the size of your pants, Bridget). So bloomin’ well get them on and tie the bloomin’ things up and expect to have a bloomin’ good time in them.
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Drawstring waist and ties around the leg as well, lucky you.
Material: Vintage embroidered hand dyed French cotton tablecloth, (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)
5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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One size but because of the drawstring they are v adjustable…
Measurements: Waist (completely un-gathered by the tie): 44 inches; length: 19 inches
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.
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Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class
