The Hairy Bloomers
Tie Waist Short Bloomers
White Hungarian Tablecloth with Broderie Anglaise Trim
One Size
One-of-a-kind
Tie Waist Short Bloomers
White Hungarian Tablecloth with Broderie Anglaise Trim
One Size
One-of-a-kind
Tie Waist Short Bloomers
White Hungarian Tablecloth with Broderie Anglaise Trim
One Size
One-of-a-kind
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Bloomin’ Hec Mary! (Poppins), what the Dickens (coz Victorian) have we got here? Well Oliver (Twist, the little pervert) what we have are Bloomers, which are basically shorts but with ties orrr pants but with ties (depending on the size of your pants, Bridget). So bloomin’ well get them on and tie the bloomin’ things up and expect to have a bloomin’ good time in them.
DETAILS
Drawstring waist with white tie detail at waist and cuffs
Broderie Anglaise trim and metal hoop detail
Material: Vintage white folk-embroidered, soft cotton Hungarian tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)
One Size but because of the drawstring they are v adjustable…
Measurements: Waist, completely un-gathered by the tie: 46 inches, most gathered: 26 inches; length: 14 inches
5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
CARE
Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the woolly-ness of the fabric I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please. Don’t take chances with tarts.
PRODUCTION & SHIPPING
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class
Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).
