The Hairy Happy Clappy Strappy Tappy Toppy
STRAPPY, PEPLUM FRILL TOP
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND DEAD-STOCK BRODERIE ANGLAISE
MEDIUM
ONE-OF-A-KIND
STRAPPY, PEPLUM FRILL TOP
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND DEAD-STOCK BRODERIE ANGLAISE
MEDIUM
ONE-OF-A-KIND
STRAPPY, PEPLUM FRILL TOP
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND DEAD-STOCK BRODERIE ANGLAISE
MEDIUM
ONE-OF-A-KIND
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The Hairy Happy Clappy Strappy Tappy Toppy is a classic example of Hairy Mary feeling the need to cram as many rhymes into a name as possible and thus ostracising her audience who cant be f*cked to type that into google and even if they did it probably wouldn’t come up as Hairy hasn’t ironed out her SEO yet….. LOL.
Anyway, what she means to say is that here is a wicked strapping strappy little number, that some amongst your number can buy and wear and be strapped up and strapped in and whatever else it is you can do with a strap… She will let your imaginations run riot with that one and join you in the gutter when you inevitably end up at strap on… And there it is Ladies and Gentlemen: the joy of having your own website and owning your own company - being able to use the words ‘f*cked’ and ‘strap on’ in a product description.
Thank you, Goodnight. Buy the top though, it’s great.
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DETAILS
Two strap, elastic at the back of the waist, peplum top
Material:
Vintage, Spanish, cotton, embroidered tablecloth, hand-dyed, lace, linen tablecloth and cotton-blend, deadstock broderie anglaise trim (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)
5% of profits go to Maggie’s Centre charity.
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size Medium
Measurements:
Chest piece: horizontal - 14.5 inches; vertical - 8.5 inches
Strap length: 20 inches
Frill length: 10 to 19 inches
Full length (front, top of chest to hem): 19 to 28 inches
Waist circumference: 32 inches stretching to 40 inches
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.
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Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class
Handmade by me in London.
