The Sporty Spice Strip

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LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD BOYS! Call the line judge! Orange Card! DOUBLE FAULT! For all you Football girlies out there - which Hairy clearly is, she knows all about the great game and is Daniel Beckham’s number one fan… Anyway, here’s the top, the VERY TOP,  to get you from the offside to the onside, from the short corner to the own goal, from the team player to playing for the other side, if you know what I mean…. Retro footie shirts, vintage tablecloths, bit-o-the-old bandana occasionally thrown in there, Bob’s your uncle and Messi’s your Mum….

DETAILS

• Long sleeved shirt with asymmetric peplum frill detail and lace on the collar

• Material:  Vintage sportswear top, vintage embroidered cotton-linen tablecloths, bandana and lace

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size small / UK 8-10

• Measurements:

  Armpit to armpit (across the front): 18 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 16.5 inches

  Length: 23 inches
  Sleeve length: 23 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London