The Track Smack Bottoms

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Looking for a smack bottom? These are the trackies for you. Flared, frilled, scared, thrilled. Pockets… drawstring… anything else Cedric? No, that’s all Malfoy. Thanks for joining us.

Hairy Mary is in cahoots with the Portobello Road vintage shop, Chillie London for this upcoming collection of repurposed, vintage sportswear. Re-using old bits and bobs is Hairy’s speciality and Chillie London is choc-a-block full of both bits and bobs. 

The “Chillie Mary” collection is a vibrant mash up of sporty tracksuits, frilly trims, vintage slips and crochet doilies. It’s forgetting your PE kit, rifling through lost property and coming out in Mrs Havisham's drawers (we’ve all been there).It’s gothic, it’s punky, it's lacey, it's racey, it’s frilly and it’s silly. What’s more, this smorgasbord of eclectic offcuts and retro sports kit is totally sustainable, so hip hip hooray! Home run! Own goal! Leave it all on the field boys! Anything else?

DETAILS

• Long, flared black tracksuit bottoms, covered in frilly bits…

• Two working pockets

• Material:  Vintage sportswear - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage piece, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size Medium, UK 10 / 12 ish

• Measurements: Waistband (unstretched): 29 inches (they have a drawstring to tighten them too), Length: 42 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London