The "Blowing Smoke Up Ur Arse" Skirt

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Hairy Mary is in cahoots with the Portobello Road vintage shop, Chillie London for this upcoming collection of repurposed, vintage sportswear. Re-using old bits and bobs is Hairy’s speciality and Chillie London is choc-a-block full of both bits and bobs. 

The “Chillie Mary” collection is a vibrant mash up of sporty tracksuits, frilly trims, vintage slips and crochet doilies. It’s forgetting your PE kit, rifling through lost property and coming out in Mrs Havisham's drawers (we’ve all been there).It’s gothic, it’s punky, it's lacey, it's racey, it’s frilly and it’s silly. What’s more, this smorgasbord of eclectic offcuts and retro sports kit is totally sustainable, so hip hip hooray! Home run! Own goal! Leave it all on the field boys! Anything else?

DETAILS

• Voluminous drawstring-gathered parachute skirt!

• Two working pockets!

• Button, zip and drawstring to fasten.

• Material:  Vintage sportswear - that sporty material.. you know.. shiny, and retro net curtain…

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size Medium, UK 10 ish (Model is a uk 8)

• Measurements: Waistband (ungathered by the drawstring): 32 inches, Length: completely up to you! Can be drawn into a mini or let down to a maxi…. what fun ey. )

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin, just mind those drawstrings when washing…. tie ‘em up…

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London