The Track Smack Bottoms

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Looking for a smack bottom? These are the trackies for you. Flared, frilled, scared, thrilled. Pockets… drawstring… anything else Cedric? No, that’s all Malfoy. Thanks for joining us.

DETAILS

• Long, flared navy blue tracksuit bottoms, covered in frilly bits

• Two working pockets

• Material:  Vintage sportswear - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size Small, UK 8-10

• Measurements: Waistband (unstretched): 29 inches, Length: 39 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London