Skip to Content
HAIRY MARY
SHOP
SS25 COLLECTION
OG KILTS
TOPS
BOTTOMS
DRESSES
CO-ORDS
ACCESSORIES
SHOES
ARCHIVE SALE
GIFT CARDS
ALL
COLLECTIONS
SS25
AW24
SS24
CHILLIE MARY 2024
AW23
SS23
SS22
ABOUT
FAQS
FAX ME
0
0
HAIRY MARY
SHOP
SS25 COLLECTION
OG KILTS
TOPS
BOTTOMS
DRESSES
CO-ORDS
ACCESSORIES
SHOES
ARCHIVE SALE
GIFT CARDS
ALL
COLLECTIONS
SS25
AW24
SS24
CHILLIE MARY 2024
AW23
SS23
SS22
ABOUT
FAQS
FAX ME
0
0
Folder: SHOP
Back
SS25 COLLECTION
OG KILTS
TOPS
BOTTOMS
DRESSES
CO-ORDS
ACCESSORIES
SHOES
ARCHIVE SALE
GIFT CARDS
ALL
Folder: COLLECTIONS
Back
SS25
AW24
SS24
CHILLIE MARY 2024
AW23
SS23
SS22
ABOUT
FAQS
FAX ME
SHOP The Sporty Spice Tee
pixelcut_16.PNG Image 1 of 7
pixelcut_16.PNG
IMG_8367+2.jpg Image 2 of 7
IMG_8367+2.jpg
IMG_6944.jpg Image 3 of 7
IMG_6944.jpg
IMG_6946.jpg Image 4 of 7
IMG_6946.jpg
pixelcut_14.PNG Image 5 of 7
pixelcut_14.PNG
pixelcut_13.jpg Image 6 of 7
pixelcut_13.jpg
pixelcut_15.jpg Image 7 of 7
pixelcut_15.jpg
pixelcut_16.PNG
IMG_8367+2.jpg
IMG_6944.jpg
IMG_6946.jpg
pixelcut_14.PNG
pixelcut_13.jpg
pixelcut_15.jpg

The Sporty Spice Tee

Sale Price:£95.00 Original Price:£185.00
sale

RETRO SPORTSWEAR T-SHIRT

SMALL

ONE-OF-A-KIND

Add To Cart

RETRO SPORTSWEAR T-SHIRT

SMALL

ONE-OF-A-KIND

RETRO SPORTSWEAR T-SHIRT

SMALL

ONE-OF-A-KIND

 

TELL ME MORE

LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD BOYS! Call the line judge! Orange Card! DOUBLE FAULT! For all you Football girlies out there - which Hairy clearly is, she knows all about the great game and is Daniel Beckham’s number one fan… Anyway, here’s the top, the VERY TOP,  to get you from the offside to the onside, from the short corner to the own goal, from the team player to playing for the other side, if you know what I mean…. 

This one happens to be more on the American side of football but all the above still stands, me still standing (as Elton John likes to slur). You’ve got a little poof sleeve and two elastic drawstrings up the front for those tight spots when you need to flash the opponent to get that all important touch downtown.

    • Short sleeved t-shirt with puff sleeves and elastic drawstings up the front.

    • Metal eyelets around the V neck

    • Material:  Vintage sportswear top - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

    • Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size Small

    • Measurements: Armpit to armpit (across front): 18 inches

    • Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 16 inches

    • Length (down the front, ungathered): 22.5 inches

    • Sleeve length: 3 inches

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees, just mind those eyelets and elastics, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Standard 1st or 2nd Class

    • Handmade in London

 

You Might Also Like

The Maria Von Tie-Front Shirt IMG_5437.jpg IMG_5438.jpg IMG_5439.jpg
The Maria Von Tie-Front Shirt
Sale Price:£120.00 Original Price:£200.00
sale
The Pinned To Ur Chest Vest pixelcut_28 12.jpg pixelcut_23 12.jpg pixelcut_24 12.jpg pixelcut_29 12.jpg pixelcut_30 12.jpg pixelcut_23 2.jpg pixelcut_21 2.jpg
The Pinned To Ur Chest Vest
£69.00
The Hairy Tits Top pixelcut_43 8.jpg pixelcut_37 8.jpg pixelcut_39 8.jpg pixelcut_40 8.jpg pixelcut_45 8.jpg pixelcut_41 8.jpg pixelcut_34 8.jpg pixelcut_42 8.jpg pixelcut_20 3.jpg pixelcut_19 3.jpg
The Hairy Tits Top
£450.00
The Hairy Metal Vest pixelcut_13 14.jpg pixelcut_6 14.jpg pixelcut_7 14.jpg pixelcut_10 14.jpg pixelcut_16 11.jpg pixelcut_14 2.jpg pixelcut_12 2.jpg
The Hairy Metal Vest
£69.00
The Sporty Spice Strip 2.jpg IMG_9368.jpg IMG_9385.jpg
The Sporty Spice Strip
Sale Price:£85.00 Original Price:£150.00
Sold Out
 

SHOP CONTACT TERMS