The Sporty Spice Tee

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LEAVE IT ALL ON THE FIELD BOYS! Call the line judge! Orange Card! DOUBLE FAULT! For all you Football girlies out there - which Hairy clearly is, she knows all about the great game and is Daniel Beckham’s number one fan… Anyway, here’s the top, the VERY TOP,  to get you from the offside to the onside, from the short corner to the own goal, from the team player to playing for the other side, if you know what I mean…. 

This one happens to be more on the American side of football but all the above still stands, me still standing (as Elton John likes to slur). You’ve got a little poof sleeve and two elastic drawstrings up the front for those tight spots when you need to flash the opponent to get that all important touch downtown.

DETAILS

• Short sleeved t-shirt with puff sleeves and elastic drawstings up the front.

• Metal eyelets around the V neck

• Material:  Vintage sportswear top - that sporty material.. you know.. stretchy

• Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…

• Size shown is a size Small, UK 8-10

• Measurements: Armpit to armpit (across the front): 17 inches
  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 16 inches
  Length: 21 inches (ungathered)
  Sleeve length: 6 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees, just mind those eyelets and elastics, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London