The Racey Lace Top

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Your eyes do not deceive you, this top did once used to be the upper echelon of a school skirt but Hairy thought why button this tiny thing up over one's Mary Hinge when one could half button her up over one's great tits. Tie her in place round your neck with the spaghetti straps or wear like a bandeau and risk the racey lacey thing falling off! What fun!

DETAILS

• Four buttons, but I’d only recommend doing up one maybe two

• Spaghetti strap optional halterneck

• Material: crochet and hand-dyed linen-cotton blend, vintage tablecloth and vintage kilt (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Size shown is a size small / UK 8-10

• Measurements:

  Bust - 17.5 inches flat (35 inches circumference at widest)

  Length down front - 10 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)