The Hairy Hoola Shirt

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Her name was LOLA, she was a show girl, with yellow feathers in her hair and a HAIRY HOOLA SHIRT on… Well, if your name is Lola then you might find this shirt a touch big, as it’s supposedly for those of a more traditionally masculine build but you do you, Lola.

Anyway, you bunch of ragamuffins, what we have here is Hairy’s latest concoction, a Cuban-collared, hooola-inspired, oversized / one sized, casual throw-it-on and fly your 1940’s spitfire around Pearl Harbour with Kate Beckinsale on your lap days after her husband and your best friend (Benny Affleck) was killed over in England because you’re Josh Hartnett and you’re a legend, and all legends wear Hairy Hoola Shirts… (if you don’t know what I’m talking about, get off my website and go and watch all three hours of Pearl Harbour immediately).

DETAILS

• Cuban collar, short-sleeved, one chest pocket and buttons down the front

• Material: white soft linen-cotton blend, vintage embroidered tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth / tea-towel, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldemort’s unhinged mind)

• Size shown is a mens M/L, measurements are below

• Armpit to armpit (across the front): 25.5 inches

  Shoulder to shoulder (across the back): 18 inches

  Length (front, top button to hem): 22 inches

  Length (down the back, from top of collar to hem): 31 inches 

  Sleeve length: 14 inches

  Sleeve circumference (at end): 21.5 inches 

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions)