The Fancy Pants

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Do you Fancy the Pants of your own legs? Well, whatever the answer is to that weird question, you can be both fancy and wearing pants (yes, I am using the American term for trousers here, for all those clutching at their pearls and questioning my morals) whilst wearing these trews.

Here we have them in a patchwork fashion, one leg a bit of this, one leg a bit of that… have a look at the pictures why don’t you. What else… wear them with anything, to any occasion. And in fact don’t take them off. What could possibly go wrong?
Side effect: you will fly by the seat of your pants when wearing this garb. Stay Alert Sisters.

DETAILS

• Elasticated waist

• Side pocket

• Material: linen-cotton blend, vintage curtains and wool. (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a tablecloth, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, rather like great uncle Charlie’s one-eared labrador).

• Size UK 10-12 (but refer to the measurements as elastic waists are stretchy..)

• Measurements:

  Waist (unstretched elastic): 32 inches

  Length: 42 inches

  Inseam: 31 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit

  CARE

• Wash cold and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the wooly tartan on these bad boys, I’d recommend dry cleaning, please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, with Royal Mail Standard 2nd Class

• Handmade in London BY ME! (Who is me? Head over to the About page and stop asking questions).