The Mini Tarty Minge
MINI TARTAN KILT
X SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
MINI TARTAN KILT
X SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
MINI TARTAN KILT
X SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
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This is the Mini Minge, and before you start on me, Jaspar from HR, its actually fine for me use the word minge in this context, because what you clearly dont know Jasper, is that minge is actually an acronym for Men in Nearby Gutters Explain-urselves, so actually Jazzy, would love to know what it’s like down there, in the gutter? Pray tell, Hairy is almost NEVER, there. ANYWAY, hope u all enjoyed that little roasting of HR. Back to the skirt. Yeh, well its a mini minge, if ur lucky it will be short enough to show ur actual m*nge. YOU’RE WELCOME x
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DETAILS
Mini Kilt, and I mean MINI.
Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1/2 inch of adjustment to size)
Vintage metal kilt pin
Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, they are intentional, the unravelling all adds to the effect, in the end aren’t we all unravelling?)
Composed of vintage, repurposed kilts and deadstock woven wool tartan. Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size X-Small:
Measurements: Waist - 32 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 10.5-12 inches (I TOLD U)
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Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.
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Ready to buy
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked 24
Handmade in London.
