The Maxi Minge

£395.00

LONG TARTAN KILT

SMALL/MEDIUM

ONE-OF-A-KIND

LONG TARTAN KILT

SMALL/MEDIUM

ONE-OF-A-KIND

 

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The Maxi Minge is MAX in all ways, including its ability to draw men, usually Scottish men, named Max, to them. Just ask Max - if you’ve got this kilt on he’s normally nearby. 

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above is the one you will receive you lucky bugger. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Floor length long tall sally kilt.

    • Two buckles to fasten and an interior tie (giving about 1/2 inch of adjustment to size)

    • Vintage metal kilt pin

    • Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, they are intentional, the unravelling all adds to the effect, in the end aren’t we all unravelling?)

    • Composed of vintage, repurposed kilts and deadstock woven wool tartan. Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…

    • Size Small/Medium

      Measurements: Waist - 32 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 42 inches

    • Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.

    • Ready to buy

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days with Royal Mail for UK orders. Allow 1-3 weeks for EU and International shipping.

    • Handmade in London.