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This is the Micro Mini Minge… shorter than The Mini Minge, because the Mini Minge wasnt quite short enough to show ones actual m*nge. So.. pop this on and scare ur fathers, grandmas, kids and local cryptic crossword clubs, or if you're not in the business of scaremongering you can wear as a belt-cum-layer-cum-cape - which in itself might put you back in the mongering camp if you do all three at once. YOU’RE WELCOME x
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above is the one you will receive you lucky bugger. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…
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Micro MINI Kilt, and I mean MINI.
Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1/2 inch of adjustment to size)
Vintage metal kilt pin
Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, they are intentional, the unravelling all adds to the effect, in the end aren’t we all unravelling?)
Composed of vintage, repurposed kilts and deadstock woven wool tartan. Any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…
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Size Medium/Large:
Measurements: Waist - 34 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 8-11 inches (I TOLD U)
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Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.
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Ready to buy
Shipping: 2-4 working days with Royal Mail for UK orders. Allow 1-3 weeks for EU and International shipping.
Handmade in London.
