The Mini Minge
PLEATED MINI SKIRT
BUCKLE UP
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
PLEATED MINI SKIRT
BUCKLE UP
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
PLEATED MINI SKIRT
BUCKLE UP
ONE-OF-A-KIND
HANDMADE
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This is the Mini Minge, and before you start on me, Jaspar from HR, its actually fine for me use the word minge in this context, because what you clearly dont know Jasper, is that minge is actually an acronym for Men in Nearby Gutters Explain-urselves, so actually Jazzy, would love to know what it’s like down there, in the gutter? Pray tell, Hairy is almost NEVER, there. ANYWAY, hope u all enjoyed that little roasting of HR. Back to the skirt. Yeh, well its a mini minge, if ur lucky it will be short enough to show ur actual m*nge. YOU’RE WELCOME x
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…
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Mini Kilt, and I mean MINI.
Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1/2 inch of adjustment to size)
Vintage metal kilt pin
Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, they are intentional, the unravelling all adds to the effect, in the end aren’t we all unravelling?)
Composed of vintage, embroidered tablecloths (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Measurements are approx:
This skirt is designed to have c. 2 inches of range around the waist due to the buckles
Small: waist 30 - 32 inches
Medium: waist 32 - 34 inches
Large: waist 34 - 36 inchesLength around 10-13 inches (specify if you want a specific length)
Likewise get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests
Designed to be worn on the hips
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Because of the leather buckles here Hairy recommends a hand wash or dry clean, please.
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium/high heat to keep those pleats in line.
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Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London
For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked
