The Unhinged Minge

£195.00

ASYMMETRIC SKIRT

SMALL/MEDIUM

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

ASYMMETRIC SKIRT

SMALL/MEDIUM

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Feeling unhinged? Great, welcome to Hairy Mary HQ, the place where unstable, crackpot, nutty as a fruitcake, dipsy-dosey hokey-cokey kids can find clothes (because let's face it, us unhinged lot are usually streakers too). Here’s a skirt that is perfectly unhinged - ie. Hairy didn’t use any hinges when she made it.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is, in this instance, the EXACT item you will receive. Any questions comments or snide remarks pls get in touch with Hairy and she will sort you out.

    • Leather buckle to fasten

    • Composed of a vintage embroidered tablecloth

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…

    • Size S/M

    • Measurements are approx:

    • Waist circumference 32 inches at tightest, 34 inches at loosest (buckle gives about 2 inches of variation), length 15 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Designed to be worn on the hips

    • Because of the leather buckles here Hairy recommends a hand wash or dry clean, please.

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium/high heat to keep those pleats in line.

    • Ready to buy

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days with Royal Mail for UK orders. Allow 1-3 weeks for EU and International shipping.

    • Handmade in London.