The Mary Hinge Skirt

£300.00

PLEATED ASYMMETRIC SKIRT

BUCKLE UP

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

PLEATED ASYMMETRIC SKIRT

BUCKLE UP

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

TELL ME MORE

Now, I know what you’re all thinking, Mary Hinge… sounds a bit like… Hairy…..M… Mary, but in reverse and with a slightly different second word, right? That’s what you’re thinking isn’t it - nothing to do with a well known spoonerism that might refer to ones… ANYWAY.

This Mary Hinge Skirt will wrap nicely around one’s hairy minge (ohhh well the cat’s out the bag now) and buckle up at the side, back  or front, no need to follow convention with this one - just wear it as you like it - man or woman, Mary or Derry and be a right Merry Hinge when doing it!

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Two buckles to fasten and an internal button (giving about 1.5 inch of adjustment to size)

    • Speaking of buckles - tell me if you want black or white buckles!

    • Composed of vintage embroidered tablecloth (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Measurements are approx:
      This skirt is designed to have c. 2 inches of range around the waist due to the buckles
      Small: waist 30 - 32 inches
      Medium: waist 32 - 34 inches
      Large: waist 34 - 36 inches

    • Length around 20-24 inches (specify if you want a specific length)

    • Likewise get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Designed to be worn on the hips

    • Because of the leather buckles here Hairy recommends a hand wash or dry clean, please.

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium/high heat to keep those pleats in line.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked