The Mary Hinge Skirt
PLEATED ASSYMETRIC SKIRT
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND WOOLLEN TARTAN
MEDIUM / LARGE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
PLEATED ASSYMETRIC SKIRT
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND WOOLLEN TARTAN
MEDIUM / LARGE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
PLEATED ASSYMETRIC SKIRT
VINTAGE EMBROIDERED TABLECLOTH AND WOOLLEN TARTAN
MEDIUM / LARGE
ONE-OF-A-KIND
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Now, I know what you’re all thinking, Mary Hinge… sounds a bit like… Hairy…..M… Mary, but in reverse and with a slightly different second word, right? That’s what you’re thinking isn’t it - nothing to do with a well known spoonerism that might refer to ones… ANYWAY.
This Mary Hinge Skirt will wrap nicely around one’s hairy minge (ohhh well the cat’s out the bag now) and buckle up at the side, back or front, no need to follow convention with this one - just wear it as you like it - man or woman, Mary or Derry and be a right Merry Hinge when doing it!
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Two buckles to fasten and ties on the inside (giving about 2.5 inch of adjustment to size)
Composed of blue vintage cotton embroidered tablecloth and deadstock woollen, woven tartan (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Measurements: Waist - 33 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 25-29 inches
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the leather buckle and the WOOL!! DRY CLEAN ONLY, u lunatics. Honestly.
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Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Tracked 24
Handmade in London
