The Mary Hinge Skirt

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Now, I know what you’re all thinking, Mary Hinge… sounds a bit like… Hairy…..M… Mary, but in reverse and with a slightly different second word, right? That’s what you’re thinking isn’t it - nothing to do with a well known spoonerism that might refer to ones… ANYWAY.

This Mary Hinge Skirt will wrap nicely around one’s hairy minge (ohhh well the cat’s out the bag now) and buckle up at the side, back or front, no need to follow convention with this one - just wear it as you like it - man or woman, Mary or Derry and be a right Merry Hinge when doing it!

DETAILS

• Two buckles to fasten (giving about 1 inch of adjustment to size)

• Composed of vintage cotton embroidered tablecloth and retro tea towel (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era / Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)

• Measurements: Waist - 32 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 15 inches

• 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

• Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

  CARE

• Wash no higher than 30 degrees and iron, or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. In fact because of the leather buckle I’d recommend a cold wash or hand wash, please.

  PRODUCTION & SHIPPING

• Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class

• Handmade in London