The Tarty Tutu
BUCKLE-UP TUTU KILT
EXTRA SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
BUCKLE-UP TUTU KILT
EXTRA SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
BUCKLE-UP TUTU KILT
EXTRA SMALL
ONE-OF-A-KIND
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Ladies and gentlemen, me lords and mi ladies, brothers and lovers, sisters and kissed’hers - can we all please put our hands together and give a warm welcome to the latest habiliment to come out of the Willie Wanker factory! It’s the Tarty Tutu! And it’s the Tutu for YouYou.
Now we had a think tank / round table discussion / Annual General Meeting to vote on the name for this poofy little bugger and Tarty Tutu was what came out… but not before “Give me studs on my waistband, keep me burning” and “Once bitten Tutu shy” got a lot of air time. Anyway, more about the skirt, it’s a tutu, it’s got two leather buckles to fasten, buckle her up and off you GoGo, You Tart!
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Two side buckles and an interior button situation (giving about 1.5 inch adjustment to size)
Distressed frayed edges (don’t be alarmed by these, the unravelling all adds to the effect)
Material: Vintage, woollen tartan kilt and metal studs (any marks are a sign of its preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character, much like Potter’s scar, connecting you to a bygone era/Voldermort’s unhinged mind…)
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size Extra Small
Measurements: Waist - 28.5 inches (at tightest, designed to be worn on the hips); length - 15.5 inches (model shown is a UK 6)
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Because of the wooly-ness of the tartan and the leathery leather buckles and the heavy metal, I’d recommend a hand wash / dry clean only please. Don’t take chances with tarts.
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Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail 1st or 2nd Class
Handmade in London
