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The Long Minge Skirt

£380.00

LONG PLEATED SKIRT

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ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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LONG PLEATED SKIRT

BUCKLE UP

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

LONG PLEATED SKIRT

BUCKLE UP

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Wondering wtf is going on with all this minge chat???? WELL u might well ask but rlly u ought to know already and if u dont u have no one to blame but urself. But if u must know - Once upon a time Hairy made a skirt and called it the Mary Hinge skirt after the well known spoonerism of "Hairy Minge". Then she got bored of being cryptic and just went for Hairy Minge. And sometimes the Minge isn’t all that Hairy. Sometimes she's just long... So HERE WE ARE.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Three buckles to fasten

    • Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths and handmade leather buckles

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is a Small

    • Measurements are approx:

      This skirt is designed to have c. 2 inches of range around the waist due to the buckles

      Small: waist 30 - 32 inches, length around 35 inches

      Medium: waist 32 - 34 inches, length around 35 inches

      Large: waist 34 - 36 inches, length around 35 inches

    • Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Designed to be worn on the hips

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Because of the leather buckles here Hairy recommends a hand wash or dry clean, please.

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium/high heat to keep those pleats in line.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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