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Spooning the crotch is a saying from ancient Mesopotamia thrown around in times of famine when ppl would resort to hiding their spoons somewhere near the crotch to prevent spoon theft. This skirt was inspired by the great spoon shortage of 1066 bc, as I’m sure you can all tell.
These garments are one-of-a-kind. The ones photographed above give you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. They are, in this instance, the EXACT items you will receive. Any questions comments or snide remarks pls get in touch with Hairy and she will sort you out.
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Ties to fasten (giving adjustment to size)
Spoon removable (god knows why you’d want to remove it tho)
Composed from vintage embroidered linen/cotton tablecloths and souvenir spoon…
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be bejazzled wherever I see fit…
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One ish size
Measurements are approx:
Waist circa 30 inches at tightest, length 5 to12 inches
Get in touch with measurements for any custom sizing requests
Designed to be worn on the hips but do whatever u like
Model is a uk 8 / small
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Wash no higher than 30 degrees - obviously remove any metal bits b4 so you don’t break ur washing machine.
Do not tumble dry. Iron on a medium/high heat. Reattach the spoon.
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Ready to buy
Shipping: 2-4 working days with Royal Mail for UK orders. Allow 1-3 weeks for EU and International shipping.
Handmade in London.
