The Pierced My Pants Knickers

Sale Price: £30.00 Original Price: £50.00

SAMPLE!

NIPPLE PIERCED PANTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

Size:

SAMPLE!

NIPPLE PIERCED PANTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Don’t piss you pants, pierce them. Unless of course Hairy's been particularly funny or you are yet to master the art of the pelvic floor.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above is the sample and is what you will receive! Samples are perfectly wearable and a jolly good time… don’t think too much about it.

    • White knickers, mid rise, high leg.

    • Nipple piercings…

    • Composed from cotton knickers

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is a Medium

    • Measurements are approx:

      Small: hips 12 inches (flat, unstretched)

      Medium: hips 12.5 inches (flat, unstretched)

      Large: hips 13 inches (flat, unstretched)

    • Get in touch with your measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Bare in mind pants are very stretchy

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. And when you do remove ur nipple piercings!

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low/medium heat if you must… but who irons their knickers???

    • Samples are ready to ship

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked