The Pierced My Pants Knickers

£40.00

NIPPLE PIERCED PANTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

Size:

NIPPLE PIERCED PANTS

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Don’t piss you pants, pierce them. Unless of course Hairy's been particularly funny or you are yet to master the art of the pelvic floor.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • White knickers, mid rise, high leg.

    • Nipple piercings…

    • Composed from cotton knickers

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is a Medium

    • Measurements are approx:

      Small: hips 12 inches (flat, unstretched)

      Medium: hips 12.5 inches (flat, unstretched)

      Large: hips 13 inches (flat, unstretched)

    • Get in touch with your measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Bare in mind pants are very stretchy

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • Wash no higher than 30 degrees or better yet don’t wash at all and save the planet by living like a street urchin. And when you do remove ur nipple piercings!

    • Do not tumble dry. Iron on a low/medium heat if you must… but who irons their knickers???

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked