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The Hairy Metal Vest

£69.00

JAZZED UP VEST

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

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JAZZED UP VEST

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

JAZZED UP VEST

ONE-OF-A-KIND

HANDMADE

 

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Ozzy Osborne is a big fan of both Hairy Mary and Heavy Metal, so he asked her to fashion him a vest, that combined his two greatest passions, Hair and Metal. He is also very keen on Amanda Thrip, from whom incidentally, Hairy got this particular braid - after little Amanda had been hurled round the playground by Miss Trunchball, Hairy swooped in and chopped off her miraculously intact pigtails... Hairy is nothing if not resourceful and eager to please.

This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…

    • Strappy white vest

    • Braided hair and chain strap plus charm details…

    • Composed from vintage cotton vests, and other bits and bobs Hairy had lying around

    • Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.

    • 5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity

    • Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…

    • Size shown is a Small

    • Measurements are approx:

      Small: armpit to armpit 13 inches unstretched, length down front c.11 inches

      Medium: armpit to armpit 14 inches unstretched, length down front c.11 inches

      Large: armpit to armpit 15 inches unstretched, length down front c.12 inches

    • Get in touch with your measurements for any custom sizing requests

    • Bare in mind vests are very stretchy

    • Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”

    • This is a hand wash or dry clean situ folks, too much hairy metal at risk here.

    • Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London

    • For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.

    • Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked

 

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