The Hairy Chest Vest
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ONE-OF-A-KIND
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Wishing u had a Hairy chest? Obviously, aren’t we all... well lucky for you Guinevere, the Hairy Chest Vest not only has a plaited bit of hair, plucked from a willing local unicorn, but also has a lil chain detail, plucked from a local handcuffed youth. And Hairy wont tell u where the nipple piercings were plucked from. That's between her and Simon Cowell.
This garment is one-of-a-kind. The one photographed above gives you a clear indication of the structure and design of the garment, including its features, charms, buckles, kilt pins, hair etc and their placement. It is NOT the EXACT item you will receive due to the recycled and vintage textiles Hairy uses but she will do her damnedest to make you something very similar and wickedly unique. Trust her, she's a witch. Any questions, preferences or snide remarks get in touch…
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Strappy white vest
Nipple piercings, braided hair and chain detail…
Composed from vintage cotton vests, and other bits and bobs Hairy had lying around
Any marks are a sign of this garbs preloved life as a vintage textile, they should be at a minimum but please accept them as marks of history and character.
5% of profits goes to Maggie’s Centre charity
Boobs will be embroidered wherever I see fit…
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Size shown is a Small
Measurements are approx:
Small: armpit to armpit 14 inches unstretched, length down front c.16 inches
Medium: armpit to armpit 15 inches unstretched, length down front c.16 inches
Large: armpit to armpit 16 inches unstretched, length down front c.16 inches
Get in touch with your measurements for any custom sizing requests
Bare in mind vests are very stretchy
Model is a XS, Size UK 8, 5ft 8”
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This is a hand wash or dry clean situ folks, too much hairy metal at risk here.
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Production: 1-3 weeks, each piece is one-of-a-kind and handmade in London
For faster turn around get in touch, Hairy will see what she can do.
Shipping: 2-4 working days, Royal Mail Signed and Tracked
